Satire Guns are so darn fun

Guns are so darn fun

Dear world

Guns are so fun they help make the world a better place. Having a collection of guns and being able to sell them on the black market making “good” money making a living out of it. Guns should be sold at liquor stores to anyone and might as well throw in a free grenade. Guns don’t cause violence they protect us from violence duhh everybody knows that it common sense. Kids even deserve to own guns to be safe when walking from school. If a professor can own a gun who has a doctoral degree which is the highest degree to be able to teach and accidentally shoot himself it okay, because he has a doctoral degree. Now most serial killers don’t use guns to kill their victim they use knives or other sharp objects that are easily accessible and that basic fact serial killer 101. So shouldn’t we make guns easily accessible to protect us from serial killers. Another example would be war in a war we use guns not swords so we evolve we are more advance. So guns help shape and revolutionize the world that a good thing we benefit from it. On July the Fourth instead of selling fireworks we should have a special on guns. High school students should carry a gun instead of a tablet and carry them in their backpack.

Sincerely, from outer space aliens

P.s we have been watching the human race for a while now and cause some historical events that affect the world and our plan is to convince the humans to buy guns and to destroy themselves and here a little secret we invented guns.